Christmas Captions for Instagram

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!! It’s also the busiest time of the year which for me leads to a serious creative block. I’m getting ahead of my Christmas creative block grabbing some of the best Christmas captions and quotes for Instagram. I manage quite a few different social media pages so I need to stay on my A-game when it comes to content creation. Since you’re here save this page in your favorites and check out my Thanksgiving quotes and captions for Instagram post. So put on The Grinch, sip some Grinch hot chocolate and read through these awesome Christmas captions for Instagram.

Christmas Captions for Instagram

On Instagram, the importance of the perfect caption, be it funny or sentimental, is just as important if not more, as the perfect photo. For the sake of organization I’m going to separate these lovely Instagram captions into categories. First we’ll have Christmas quotes that you can use as a caption on Instagram. Then I’ll add some fun puns and witty Christmas captions for you to use.

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Christmas Quotes

“T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.” Clement Clarke Moore

“Christmas gives us an opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us.” David Cameron

“City sidewalks/Busy sidewalks/Dressed in holiday style/In the air/There’s a feeling/Of Christmas…” Silver Bells

“Christmas always rustled. It rustled every time, mysteriously, with silver and gold paper, tissue paper and a rich abundance of shiny paper, decorating and hiding everything and giving a feeling reckless extravagance.” Tove Jansson

“Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” The Polar Express

“Oh the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we’ve no place to go, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.” Let It Snow

“Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” Valentine Davies, Miracle on 34th Street

“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” Peg Bracken

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” Norman Vincent Peale

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney

“Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.” Washington Irving

“Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.” Edna Ferber

“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” Eric Sevareid

“Christmas is a bridge. We need bridges as the river of time flows past. Today’s Christmas should mean creating happy hours for tomorrow and reliving those of yesterday.” Gladys Taber

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Will Ferrell, Elf

“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.” Helen Steiner Rice

“Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving.” B.C. Forbes

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” Bob Hope

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” Shirley Temple

“I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.” Calvin Coolidge

“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’.” Bing Crosby

“Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” Zuzu Bailey, It’s a Wonderful Life

“There’s nothing cozier than a Christmas tree all lit up.” Jenny Han

“And when the Lord Jesus has become your peace, remember, there is another thing: good will towards men. Do not try to keep Christmas without good will towards men.” Charles Spurgeon

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“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” Burton Hills

“Christmas, my child, is love in action.” Dale Evans

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Will Ferrell, Elf

“Who can add to Christmas? The perfect motive is that God so loved the world. The perfect gift is that He gave His only Son. The only requirement is to believe in Him. The reward of faith is that you shall have everlasting life.” Corrie Ten Boom

“Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!” – Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” Janice Maeditere

“Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away.” Norman Wesley Brooks

“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” Norman Vincent Peale

“Off to one side sits a group of shepherds. They sit silently on the floor, perhaps perplexed, perhaps in awe, no doubt in amazement. Their night watch had been interrupted by an explosion of light from heaven and a symphony of angels. God goes to those who have time to hear him–and so on this cloudless night he went to simple shepherds.” Max Lucado

“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves.” Eric Sevareid

“Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving.” B.C. Forbes

“Once in our world, a stable had something in it that was bigger than our whole world.” C.S. Lewis

“And when the Lord Jesus has become your peace, remember, there is another thing: good will towards men. Do not try to keep Christmas without good will towards men.” Charles Spurgeon

“Jesus was God and man in one person, that God and man might be happy together again.” George Whitefield

“The world has grown weary through the years, but at Christmas, it is young.” Phillips Brooks

“The very purpose of Christ’s coming into the world was that he might offer up his life as a sacrifice for the sins of men. He came to die. This is the heart of Christmas.” Rev. Billy Graham

“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.” Bob Phillips

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” Robert Paul

“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” Hamilton Wright Mabie

“Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.” Luke 2:14

“Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?” A Charlie Brown Christmas

“The giving of gifts is not something man invented. God started the giving spree when He gave a gift beyond words, the unspeakable gift of His Son.” Robert Flatt

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” Andy Borowitz

“There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” Conan O’Brien

“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” Johnny Carson

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Witty Captions for Instagram

That’s a wrap! Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is wrapped and ready!

Jingle all the way, and all that jazz.

Stockings are my favorite … the perfectionist in me loves finding a use for a sock without a match.

Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!

We’re getting the stockings hung by the chimney with care!

Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe

Drink up Grinches it’s Christmas

Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever.

Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.

Feelin’ frosty.

Tis the season to sparkle.

Fairy lights on winter nights.

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.

Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle

Let it snow

I’d Rather Shovel Sand than Snow.

When snow falls, nature listens

I was cold, so I made an igloo.

“First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.” Elf

There’s snow place like home.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

All the jingle ladies

Oh deer.

Believe in your elf.

Me everyday: slay. Me in December: Sleigh.

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time

Woman taking photo of Christmas tree

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.

I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.

Merry Elfin Christmas.

Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?

That’s too small to fit a pony.

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in awhile. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.

When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?

Friends are like Christmas lights.  Some are broke. Others just don’t work for you and there are others that make your day shine bright.

I’m only a morning person on December 25th.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.

The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.

When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

All the jingle ladies.

Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

Sleigh-in it.

What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe.

Sweater weather is better together.

It’s s’more than a feeling.


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Bert A.

As the creator of the lifestyle blog and book, Me Before Mom, Bert supports millennial moms facing the challenges and changes of motherhood. Me Before Mom is an online community that offers support through real life stories, encouraging advice, and answers to questions about how a woman maintains herself during this self-sacrificial time of parenthood. Stories from Bert Anderson have helped women across the globe through the Huffington Post, Today’s Parent, and on the Harry show. Whether weathering the first year of motherhood or walking through the later stages of motherhood, Bert has helped many continue to find herself while still in the throes of motherhood. Purchase your copy of Me Before Mom: Putting Your Oxygen Mask on First today!